In an unprecedented turn of events, the DMV has officially collapsed—not just figuratively, but literally.
Reports indicate that the weight of one too many lost paperwork stacks caused a catastrophic structural failure at locations nationwide.
Eyewitnesses claim the first sign of disaster came when a printer jammed for the 387th time in an hour, sending a ripple effect through every DMV in the country.
“I knew something was wrong when the system crashed right as I was about to get called after waiting for six hours,” said a local resident, clutching his unfinished registration form.
The aftermath? Total anarchy. People who waited decades for a title transfer were spotted roaming the streets, demanding justice.
A group of former DMV employees was last seen forming a secret society dedicated to finding lost VIN numbers. The line at the DMV? Still hasn’t moved.
Government officials have scrambled to respond, but the only solution so far is a single automated phone system that just repeats, “Press 1 to wait indefinitely.”
As the nation struggles to comprehend life without the DMV, one question remains:
Where will all the expired registration fines go?
More updates to come—if we can ever get through to customer service. Stay tuned.
Disclaimer: No DMVs were harmed in the making of this April Fools’ joke. While we fully support all DMV staff and their heroic efforts to process endless paperwork, we cannot guarantee that your next visit won’t feel like the scene of a disaster movie. Please continue to carry your registration in your glovebox and remember: patience is a virtue... or maybe just a survival tactic.
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